Manhood... finally

I have just reached what may well be the final milestone to becoming a real man. No, I didn't just grow a penis, I've had one of those for at least four years now. My most recent achievement involves housing materials and power tools. I just put a screw in a brick. Not just some sissy soft bit of timber but a hard, heavy, bricky brick. I used my new hammer drill, made a big hole in it, shoved in some of that spaghetti stuff they use on the DIY shows, and used my other drill (yeah baby, I got 2!) to screw in the screw. I am man!