I'll never eat again

I just went for lunch with a friend to the Duke of York. I had the "Duke Burger", which is one of those burger jobs that every pub and his dog is doing these days. It's basically just a very big hamburger. (I remember last time we went there, I ordered the bangers & mash. When they came out, one of the sausages was positioned in the mash so that it looked like a rather large erect penis. (Hey, no point using a euphemism when a plain description works just fine.)) It looked like a lot of food when the guy put it in front of me and I thought 'wow, is my stomach going to get that big?' I ate it like an open sandwich. On the top half, I put the bacon & egg; on the bottom half, the pattie and salad (in my mind these were the breakfast half and the dinner half, respectively). Did I mention there were chips as well? No? There were chips as well. It was a lot of food. My stomach is big. And whenever I burp it tastes like I've eaten a barbecue. Update: For some reason, no matter how many times I delete and republish this post, it won't display comments. Something to do with my being full, perhaps.