Friday, 1 July 2005

Be good, Johnny

I've been thinking of ways I could mark the taking-over of the Senate by the Coalition. Yes, today Johnny's little chums can run riot in the red room and there's nothing any of us can do about it. This looks like it will be really good for:
  • Rich fucks who own companies
This will be bad for:
  • Everyone else
So as a way of celebrating the end of working life as we know it, I'm going to go into production on a new range of T-shirts, featuring some of the following slogans.
Recently Sackable Will work for significantly reduced rights and conditions Even Latham wouldn't have sucked this much Die, baby boomer, die Don't blame me. I didn't vote for the little cunt
Your suggestions...?

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