Last rites

Word has it that the Pope is doing rather poorly. So to get into the spirit of things, why not organise an office sweepstakes. For $2, you get a time-frame during which the pontiff may pont-off, so to speak. Everyone gets a block of 3 or 4 hours between now and Monday morning local time, and if he drops off during your time, you win the pool! If he's still going Monday, you buy another hour per dollar, until the jackpot goes off! Aw, now come on, I know it's in bad taste... but it's Friday. And I think I might just sit here and dribble till it's time to go home. As a tribute to JPII (I nearly wrote JPY then... can you imagine the Pope doing a rendition of "I hate the Music"? ...actually, no, neither can I) I'll get me coat