Pathetic incident of the day

Drew picks up empty payslip envelope from desk. Drew swivels in chair to face recycling bin. Drew propels envelope towards bin, not bothering to move arm from armrest. Envelope fails to travel all 18" to bin, hits side thereof, falls to ground. Drew looks at envelope on floor and sighs. It was like that time Mr. Burns tried to throw the first pitch in a baseball game. Only he could actually be bothered trying.