Don't look at me like that II

I was rather tired yesterday when I mentioned Smirkman.

Interestingly, Smirkman's alter ego is Shorttemperman, and he appeared from a phone booth with this costume on earlier this morning. His one-sided conversation sounded a little like this:

Fucking thing! Bullshit, there is fucking paper in it! Fuck it! ...[pause]... Fucking thing, I couldn't fit more paper in there. Fucking work!

Our IT guy came down and asked "Everything OK?"

I felt the corners of my mouth twitch...